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The Presidency is a pretty good side hustle

Imagine the shame of explaining your grandson how you had a generational bottom entry on Bitcoin but you chickened out because of some explosions in the dessert.

What TGE are you are more hyped about this year?

Extremely precise. Brace yourself because we are going WAY higher
Source: @AO_btc_analyst

GM Guys!
Bitcoin is having its worst Q1 in 8 years... can the devs fix this please!

⚠️ The UAE's Air Defense is degrading faster than anyone is willing to say out loud:
Now 1 in 4 Iranian drones is making it through air defense. From Iran's perspective this is working perfectly.
Every drone costs them $30k, every intercept costs the UAE $3M. They don't need a single drone to land, they just need to keep launching.

$BTC created more new whale wallets in 6 months than the previous 3 years combined.
Smart money isn't waiting for your bottom signal.

A decade ago this map would've been one dot in California. Now look at it, AI adoption is going global faster than the internet did.

Don't underestimate $SOL

Japan will tax 55% of your crypto gains and then wonder why all their talent moved to Singapore

💥 BREAKING: The US 🇺🇸 #CPIdata has come in at 2,4% Year on Year.
As expected!

The youngest crypto billionaire is 35. the oldest is 66. This entire industry's wealth was created in under 15 years. And you're mad your bag hasn't pumped in 6 months...

VCs spent 3 years pitching tokenized treasury bills to institutions. Meanwhile 128 million people already hold RWAs on-chain. They're called Stablecoins.
Seems like the biggest RWA play was never sexy enough for a pitch deck.

$DOGE to 50 cents once Elon makes it the default currency on X Money?

GM Guys!
The CMC Fear & Greed Index is back up to 25 after the lows of 8 just 1 month ago.
Time to reclaim some green.

Oil Futures Volume on Hyperliquid has gone up 57x since the start of the Iranian war.

Every payment App had to spend billions to acquire users. X Money just... turns ON.
600M+ users. Day one. No install.
That's the whole thesis.