$TESTICLE looking better than 99.9999% of the market.
Buy some
HODL
Sit on your hands for a while
Sell 5-10X in profit when bulls return
Plan is simple, you just need to execute it on the right times.

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Nobody is telling you the real function of a market crash.
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Coherence time: 1-2 seconds
Time required for the attack: days
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in the first 4 months of 2026, openai has acquired openclaw and tbpn
meanwhile during the same time period, anthropic has had a feud with the US department of war and a leak of their whole claude code model
i'm a huge claude fanboy but this is not looking good dario