Lego is the Bitcoin of the global black market. Portable, durable, easy to liquidate, no serial numbers, high global demand, and hard to trace—almost possessing the most ideal physical currency attributes for the dark web. There are rumors that Syrian Kurds use Lego to exchange for rocket launchers, drugs, weapons... Discontinued sets have an annualized return starting at 10%, with some rare models far surpassing gold, stocks, and cryptocurrencies.