Watching the S&P 500 hit fresh all-time highs while Bitcoin charts tell a completely different story—this is the vibe check for crypto holders right now. While traditional equity markets celebrate their millionth ATH, BTC enthusiasts are running their own parallel timeline. The irony? One market gets endless stimulus narratives and mainstream headlines, the other gets called a "risk asset" even though it's doing its own thing independent of Wall Street's mood swings. Different playbooks, different cycles, same old market drama.