Imagine if we redefined the crypto ecosystem using more compliant and friendly terminology, what would the outcome be? Here's an interesting proposal: try replacing these terms with Web2 equivalents. For example, L2 could be called "centralized server," trading could be called "gambling," Solana could become "big casino computer," token swaps could be referred to as "unregistered securities," and Ethereum simply as "marijuana." If we really made these changes, the entire industry's narrative might be turned upside down. Ironically, this reveals the huge cognitive gap between regulatory perspectives and the crypto community.