Here's a genius play circulating in crypto circles: find someone who just blew up on Twitter, launch a token in their name without asking, then pressure them hard to claim the protocol fees. Frame it like they're doing the ecosystem a favor with zero downside. Pure upside for their brand, right?

This playbook is getting tired. Piggyback on viral moments, tokenize someone else's fifteen minutes of fame, then guilt-trip them into participating. The pitch always sounds charitable—"help the space grow" and all that. But it's really about riding coattails while shifting responsibility onto whoever went viral. No consent needed apparently.