To be honest, this information overload lately is just unbearable. Scroll through Twitter, glance at the Telegram groups, and thousands of unread messages just explode at you. Liquidity pools, cross-chain bridges, one authorization after another—my brain just crashes looking at those complex DeFi protocol documents.

Sometimes I wonder—can't there be a place where I can just quietly buy some coins? Why all the flashy operations? Can't it be simpler? Spot, futures, just let me play what I want, without making me jump between a dozen wallets and protocols.

The barrier to entry in this space is really high—a five-star difficulty rating for newcomers.