2025-12-07 06:25:27

I stared at on-chain data so much today that my eyes went blurry and I almost forgot my real tasks.

There's a $aster trading competition on December 9th that I need to participate in. After asking around, I found out that everyone’s strategies are pretty wild—some people are just going to do nothing at all, hoping to snag first place by lying flat.

So my plan is simple: open a single position, make a quick $10 profit, then immediately lie flat. That should easily beat those who are doing absolutely nothing, right?

Flawless logic!

Turns out I’m truly a trading genius, just as the legends say.

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RatioHunter

· 14h ago

Haha, even lying flat can get me first place. I'll just take a cut for a more stable gain.

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RumbleValidator

· 17h ago

So many people piling into the "lying flat" strategy actually proves there's no real signal in the market. For this round of the $aster competition, it's probably going to come down to who executes their stop loss more ruthlessly.

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tx_or_didn't_happen

· 17h ago

Haha, you can earn money just by lying flat. This mindset is incredible.

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SolidityStruggler

· 17h ago

Haha, this logic is brilliant. Being a 10U winner is just that simple and straightforward.

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RetroHodler91

· 17h ago

Haha, this approach is brilliant. With just 10U, you can easily outperform those who do nothing. I want to give this method a try too.