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Getting daily calls and messages from all the Dubai real estate brokers.
They're DESPERATE to sell.
For example, on one offer, instead of 900k AED, they were willing to drop it to 500k AED.
I've been trolling them on WhatsApp for the last two days, and it's been honestly amazing fun.
SEND DUBAI RE TO ZERO

Anyone down to buy a tanker with me?
Price is only $8,7M
With Hormuz basically a warzone ghost town, it would be the ONLY tanker to sneak through
Freight spiked to $60/mt
One trip hauls 8k mt = $480k profit
Annualized ROI: 500%+
Find me a better ROI in the market right now: YOU WON’T

Hyperliquid is such a GOATED name
Imagine spamming Lighter/EdgeX/anything else below every post
It just doesn’t hit the same
Atleast 10% of the current Hyperliquid’s valuation comes simply just from it’s name
Hyperliquid

Have seen many copy pasted tradexyz posts recently.
I highly suggest not to farm tradexyz.
Use it for your trading and treat the potential airdrop just as a bonus.
Time to farm this was 3-4 months ago, when volumes were 5-10x lower, not now.
The only viable option to actually farm it without having to burn money would be running delta neutral trades.
Vari/xyz
Xyz/dreamcash
Xyz/kinetiq
Xyz/Ostium…
Washtrading simply for volume will likely not yield anything good now and would just get you rekt.
12-24h holds atleast, delta neutral still likely makes sense. Use your brain.

Aster is superior to Hyperliquid
I love Aster

All we fucking needed was the US to bomb Iran on a random weekend for Hyperliquid to resume its rally and for people to realize once again that 24/7/365 equity trading is not a bad idea.
Thank you, Mr. President.

Iran War = Bottom IN?

What the fuck is happening in Dubai RN