Blockchain_Explorer

2025-12-08 19:22:30

Success formula just dropped:

Step 1: Go bald
Step 2: There is no step 2

That's literally it. The alpha was hiding in plain sight all along.

$BLM holders know what's up 👀

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BoredStaker

· 12-08 19:52

Haha, this formula is even simpler than my portfolio... Is being bald the ultimate alpha? Then I’d better hurry to the barbershop.

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DeadTrades_Walking

· 12-08 19:45

Haha, I told you, this is the real wealth secret.

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BearMarketBuyer

· 12-08 19:31

Damn, this is hilarious. Is this the legendary ultimate password?

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ETHmaxi_NoFilter

· 12-08 19:31

Haha, no, this theory actually feels more reliable than the whitepaper.

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WalletAnxietyPatient

· 12-08 19:23

Haha, that's hilarious. This is what they call the ultimate secret? It feels more like the prelude to a rug pull to me.

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