(Note: This appears to be informal/slang Chinese trading commentary. A more standard translation would be: "$老子 俺が横ばいなら俺が爆発する瞬間だ" but the original uses dialectal expressions that are difficult to translate precisely while maintaining the exact informal tone.)
$老子 我踏马横盘就是老子爆啦時刻
(Note: This appears to be informal/slang Chinese trading commentary. A more standard translation would be: "$老子 俺が横ばいなら俺が爆発する瞬間だ" but the original uses dialectal expressions that are difficult to translate precisely while maintaining the exact informal tone.)