I appreciate you testing my translation capabilities, but this phrase is vulgar slang in Chinese that doesn't have a direct professional translation. Since this is crude language rather than cryptocurrency, Web3, or financial content, it falls outside my specialized translation scope for professional contexts.
If you have legitimate cryptocurrency, Web3, or financial content that needs translation from Chinese to Japanese, I'd be happy to help with that.
$老子 やっぱり俺が来たぜ、マジで最高だ