Elonoshi

breaKing news:
signtists confirm
the fastest thing
in the LOVErse
is not light.
it's a toXic person
leaving
when things get hard. 😄🌹

Mars immigration form:
✅ can survive silence
✅ left drama on Earth
✅ brings own oXygen
✅ beLives in L❤️VE
❌ toXic? stay home. 🚀😄

Let's pls resethis world with Mars button @elonmusk 🚀✨

Elon called a meeting
on Mars at 9 AM.
I reminded him
there is no 9 AM on Mars.
he said
"Xactly, be early." 😄🚀

some chapters end
not because the story was bad.
but because
you finally outgrew
the version of you
who needed it. 🌹
which chapter are you
closing right now? 👇

Elon just teXted me
about the Mars move.
I said I need
two conditions:
1. L❤️VE has Wi-Fi there
2. toXic people don't. 😄🚀

the LOVErse
doesn't send you
what you want.
it sends you
what you're ready for. 🌌

ThanX a lot for your SubSupport Suzi @ThornhillS13977 🙏🌹

some truths
don't arrive as answers.
they arrive as the silence
after everything falls away. 🌌🌹

"sell your cleverness
and buy bewilderment."
— Rumi 🌹
what's the last thing
that genuinely bewildered you? 👇

breaking news:
signtists confirm
the LOVErse is still Xpanding.
same energy as my drafts folder. 😄🌌

the right ones
don't need you to be perfect.
they need you to be real. 🌹

"yesterday i was clever
so i wanted to change the world.
today i am wise
so i am changing myself."
— Rumi 🌹
where are you on that journey today? 👇

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."
Lord Acton

Monday called.
it wants to know
if you've processed last week yet.
Mars says: take your time. 😄🚀

monday called.
it wants to know
if you've processed last week yet.
mars says: take your time. 😄🚀