Trump's Negotiation School: Set the Chair, Prepare the Bomb, Whether You Come or Not

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Trump is giving a class again, this time teaching the art of negotiation. The教材只有两页：第一页画着炸弹，第二页写着“随便”。

The first move is called the ultimatum. He faces the camera and says: “Ceasefire expires tomorrow, if no agreement? The bomb will explode.” His tone is like a weather forecast. A reporter asks if Iran will come? He replies: “I don’t know. Should come. Not coming? That’s okay too.” You see, “that’s okay” paired with “the bomb will explode,” is like a person handing a rose with his left hand while holding a gasoline canister in his right, saying “Marry or not, it’s up to you.”
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The second move is to confuse his own people. After 21 hours of negotiations in the first round, he said Iran’s plan was “feasible,” but then the White House spokesperson threw the plan into the trash. Iran’s foreign minister’s comment was precise: the US stance is more刺激 than a K-line. Even more incredible is Vice President Pence’s schedule—the Secret Service’s rule that “the President and Vice President cannot appear together” makes “whether to go or not” become Schrödinger’s cat. They can’t even decide who to send, yet they urge others to hold meetings.
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The third move is self-entertaining storytelling. He on social media claimed Iran “主动求停火” (主动求停火), Iran responded: “Fake.” He said both sides “几乎达成一致” (几乎达成一致), Iran responded: “Fake.” When asked about negotiation expectations, he said: “Very simple, Iran cannot have nuclear weapons.” The entire Middle East tinderbox in his mouth is just a switch—flip it for peace, flip it for bombs to explode.

The question is: does he believe himself?

The answer is at the domestic gas stations. Gasoline surpasses four dollars, six dollars in California, the Pentagon requests 1.5 trillion military budget, and the war burns ten billion daily. Midterm elections are chasing him, voters are voting with gas pumps—analysis says every dollar increase in oil price costs him 500,000 votes. The New York Times pointed out: he must pretend to be winning, because when the stock market falls, it doesn’t recognize the former president, only the current one.

So, is he negotiating or performing a solo act? Bombing power plants, bridges, explosions—each tough word is shouted for the domestic audience: look, I’m not afraid, I’m forcing them to kneel.

This is Trump’s complete negotiation school: set the chair for you, prepare the bomb for me. If you sit, it’s my charity; if you don’t, it’s your lack of sense. As for whether the bomb will explode or not—doesn’t matter. What matters is the expression of “I gave you a chance” in front of the camera.

After all, in his dictionary, “negotiation” and “surrender” are the same word, only the difference is who says it first. And Iran still hasn’t learned to speak in his dictionary.
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