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Someone asked me how I turned 30,000 into 10 million. To be honest, I didn’t rely on insider information, nor do I have any special talents. Just two words—keep it simple.
Too many friends around me dove headfirst into crypto, studying all sorts of indicators and chasing news faster than anyone else. The result? They didn’t make any money, just ended up exhausted. I’m a lazy person, so I figured it out from the start: make complicated things simple, and do the simple things well.
Let me tell you about my path these past few years. At first, I took 30,000 as my principal and ground it out for two years, building it up to 1.2 million; the next year, I pushed it to 6 million; and in the last five months, I broke through 10 million. Notice something? The further along I got, the faster the growth, but the less I did—because the frequency of trading and the speed of making money are actually inversely related.
I only focus on one thing: the N-shaped pattern. Price makes a surge, then pulls back, then breaks the previous high—that’s the setup. When I see it, I go in; when the pattern’s gone, I’m out. I never add to a losing position or stubbornly hold on. I set my stop loss at 2%, take profit at 10%. Even if my win rate is just over 30%, my account still grows over the long term.
A lot of people think this method is too dumb. They like staring at a bunch of indicators and drawing lines, constantly refreshing news for opportunities. I clean up my charts, leaving only a 20-day moving average—and I even lighten the color so it’s not distracting. Every morning I open the exchange and glance at the 4-hour chart. If I don’t see an N-shaped pattern, I shut it down. If I do, I set my orders—done in five minutes. The rest of the time? Isn’t coffee and walking the dog much nicer?
I don’t hesitate to take profits, either. When I reached 1.2 million, I withdrew my original 30,000 to give myself peace of mind. At 6 million, I pulled out half to spend, actually turning the money into a better life. Even if the market crashes later, at least I have a safety net and don’t panic.
In the past few years, I’ve stuck to three rules without breaking them: First, don’t chase pumps—wait for the pattern to form before acting; second, don’t hold onto losing trades—exit as soon as the support breaks; third, don’t be greedy—withdraw when you’ve made enough.
There’s no surefire secret in crypto. It’s just about putting a filter on opportunities, keeping only the reliable ones. Don’t always chase those so-called 100x coins. If you can steadily earn 10% profit twenty times in a row, hitting 10 million is just a matter of time.
I’ve already made it through the toughest part. This “simple method” is right in front of you now—it’s your turn to give it a try.